Ocellus, teaching at the front of the class: Science isn't something you learn, it's something you do.

Student: How?

Ocellus: I'm sorry, did you raise your hoof before you spoke?

Student: No, I-

Ocellus: Detention.

Student: For what?

Ocellus: For being a stupid bitch.

Yona: Yona knows you all hiding something. You all been against Yona, but now, Yona gonna solve that problem.

Ocellus: What the hell are you doing?

Yona, interrogating a carton of eggs: Yona think they know something.

Ocellus: They're eggs.

Yona: Everyone a prospect.

Ocellus: Suspect.

Yona: Yona not suspect!

Ocellus: ...

Yona: Changeling losing it.

Ocellus: I'm not the one interrogating a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch!

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(Since you motherfu--*ahem* gentlepersons don't bother looking at the tags: don't ask what this is from, I have no idea.)

WRITING UPDATE: Next chaper of Comes a Crossover is one big-ass fight scene away from being ready for posting. Only hiccup is that I MUST DO RESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARCH! before I can finish it, which will take most of the night/a good part of tomorrow. So expect it sometime tomorrow...ish.

Ocellus: Babe, tell Silverstream that I'm the one that pulls off blonde hair the best!

Smolder: Uh...

Silverstream: You're looking at the one who pulls off blonde hair the best!

Ocellus: You're right.

SIlverstream: Th-

Ocellus: Cause' I can see my fucking reflection in your bright ass hair!

*later*

Smolder, sitting up in the bed next to Ocellus: I still don't know what I expected.